If computer windows were in PUNJABI,then use - Send=sutto, Insert=wich pao, Download=thale lao , Delete=mitti pao, Alt+ctl+del= syapaa hi mukao.
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If i was a dog
If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower
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this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it
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!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
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What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
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oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
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